A girlcalledTom writes this blog to entertain and if she manages that, she considers that she has done a good thing.
In her mind’s eye, she is buxom, wanton and a more than a little bit Moll Flanders c. Alex Kingston.
In reality, however, she is plump, gauche and ricochets from being a tiny bit Wife of Bath to a bit of an overly-analytical, should-get-out-more, wannabe blue stocking. Then she ricochets back again.
The two women she has met off Twitter seemed to love her, the men have been pretty much universally disappointed.
You might be able to ricochet when your gauche but not when you’re plump – rebound maybe? Anyway, there’s nothing wrong with plump.
Joe